Kabul Bank “Now” Open
Okay Kabul Bank sign making guy, when you say “now” what time are you actually referring to? Does it have any relation to the present moment? I guess a bank that thinks the “Soon” in “Opening Soon” can mean 2 fucking years could easily think “Now” means “Whenever we goddamn feel like it”. Was I assuming a little to much in thinking that 0800-1600 and Saturday to Thursday was referring to your open hours? Are they, perhaps, the hours when you are closed? Because I was there at bloody 1516 on a Tuesday and you were completely locked up. Even the goddamn ATM room was locked? What the hell? ATMs are designed to be 24/7 for fuck sakes. I dislike you Kabul bank people.
Ugh. I’m never going to get used to third world businesses. My bank card mysteriously stopped working in the other bank machine and I’m almost out of cash. And now this. My theory is that the Kabul bank finally took in enough money to make it worthwhile to abscond with it all. Hey, I’m not saying the Kabul bank a Ponzi scheme…the New York Times is.
Buddy can ya spare a dime?
“I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.'” – Steven Wright