The coffee-sipping USAF asshole who drives 20kph in the 40kph zone in front of me all the way around to the north side almost every fucking morning.
Poo pond reek that permeates the car for several miles.
Fucking Eid rocket attacks.
Random road construction and incomprehensible detours.
Celibacy.
Dust encrusted floors.
Near beer.
Poo water trails in our washrooms.
Jet noise.
Shitty internet.
European bacon.
Dust encrusted clothes.
Chicken-fucking-biryani.
Slow walkers.
Head waggles.
New goddamn RAB forms every fucking 3 months.
Dust encrusted nostrils.
Af-fucking-ghanistan.
hehehe – I call it “AssCrackistan”